Monthly Archives: October 2015

AN OPEN TEXT TO THE UNIVERSE

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Ditto!

Greet Each Day

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DEAR UNIVERSE.

HOPE ALL WELL.

LISTEN, I HAVE A FAVOUR.

I WOULD LIKE A NEW KIDNEY VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY MUCH.

PLEASE. PER-LEASE. PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE. PUH-LY-ZE. PLZ. YES? PLEASE. LITERALLY BEGGING HERE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE.

I’LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT, I SWEAR.

I DIDN’T KNOW HOW ELSE TO GET THROUGH TO YOU SO THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE TEXTING A TRY.

I HOPE YOU GET THIS.

THANKS.

YOURS,

JESS

(P.S. GODDAMIT PLEASE)

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