Ditto!
DEAR UNIVERSE.
HOPE ALL WELL.
LISTEN, I HAVE A FAVOUR.
I WOULD LIKE A NEW KIDNEY VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY MUCH.
PLEASE. PER-LEASE. PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE. PUH-LY-ZE. PLZ. YES? PLEASE. LITERALLY BEGGING HERE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE.
I’LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT, I SWEAR.
I DIDN’T KNOW HOW ELSE TO GET THROUGH TO YOU SO THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE TEXTING A TRY.
I HOPE YOU GET THIS.
THANKS.
YOURS,
JESS
(P.S. GODDAMIT PLEASE)